Enthusiasm is welcome. Entitlement is not.
Enthusiasm doesn't replace consent. Desire doesn't override protocol. Everything below is real, and it applies before you ever reach me.
At a glance
Frequently asked, honestly answered
Start with the Apply form. For booking inquiries, I'll ask for a $30 consultation fee once I've received it, with payment details included. After that, we either have a short call or exchange emails before booking in person, or go straight to booking for online sessions. Online communication is preferred, though I want verbal confirmation as part of the process too. Expect a response within 24 hours. A Telegram group and a dedicated phone line are both in development, not live yet.
- Not following the process above.
- Harassment, disrespect, rudeness, or being gross.
- Violating any of my rules.
- Doing illegal things, or asking me to.
- Providing false information during screening.
- Attempting to identify or expose my real identity.
- Repeated no-shows or non-payment.
A 25% deposit is due before any session is booked, and it's non-refundable. It guarantees a consultation to plan the session. The deposit can be used once for rescheduling, life happens, but it stays non-refundable otherwise. If I cancel for any reason, I refund the deposit in full.
Showered and clean, in and out, before we start. That's the baseline, every time.
A drink beforehand doesn't bother me. Showing up drunk does. If it's obvious you're impaired when you get here, we're done before we start, and what you've already paid isn't coming back. That's the cost of not respecting my rules.
No recording of any kind, in any form, by default. I may record if it's an agreed-upon part of a session, but that requires my prior agreement every time.
Yes. All clients sign an NDA before any session proceeds, no exceptions.
A private, discreet location in the DMV area. Exact details are shared once screening is complete, not before.
Always appreciated, never required. My wishlist and gift links live on the Where to Find Me page. One rule: no food.
Yes, and I notice. Tipping is one of the clearest ways to show me you're actually invested, not just curious. Cash works. So does a spa day, a good meal or anything else that says you're serious about this. The Offerings page has the specifics.
In-person sessions are paid in an envelope. The consultation fee is $30. If you're blocked and want to reverse it, the unblock fee is $100. Full rates live on the Offerings page.
DMV-based. I do travel, and touring dates are announced ahead of time. I don't publish anything more specific than that.
Everything I offer is consensual and legal. Nothing here is an offer of sexual services. Specific boundaries, including anything beyond what's listed publicly, are always discussed openly before a booking is ever confirmed.